Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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