I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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