I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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