The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
True college students do jello shots in the library
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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