another moral hangover. fuck.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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