Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I need water and some morals
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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