Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It's blow job season.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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