I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize