Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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