So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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