She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
