I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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