Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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