if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Randomize
