so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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