Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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