therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
