i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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