can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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