Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
