This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
two words...techno handjob
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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