omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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