If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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