Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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