Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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