The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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