The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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