i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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