Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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