Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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