So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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