I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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