Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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