I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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