Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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