Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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