How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
