Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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