Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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