that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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