38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I have surprise drugs for everyone
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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