I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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