Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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