awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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