I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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