We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
