I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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