I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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