How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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