I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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