went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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