You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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