it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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